I’m Nobody Special, But I’m Speaking Anyway
Yes, my face is on the front cover of the brochure (PDF Download). But, little does the audience know that that picture (I’m the second, from the left, but better viewed in the PDF brochure) was taken while I was sitting on a fake sheep during a family trip to the animal farm at Thanksgiving Point in Utah. I cropped just my face for submission to the event organizers, but the "real" picture is of me, at the insistence of my kids, sitting on a fake sheep.
I’m speaking at an event, but I’m not boasting
In the grand scheme of things or in the local minutia of our lives, I’m pretty much nobody. Gratefully, though, I am somebody in the eyes of my children and my wife. That is what matters to me. And, when my head gets big, worldly and prideful, for some unfounded reason or other, I’m reminded by my 1-year old and 9-week old, as I change their dirty diapers, of what is really and truly important in life: it’s certainly not notoriety or money, but that I matter to my children and wife, that I’ve nurtured and build relationships with people, and that I am adding value to the world in my own little way.
If you are still reading this post, unannoyed and with dry eyes, let me make an announcement and an invitation:
You are cordially invited to a pretty cool Lean Six Sigma Summit (PDF Brochure Download) to be held on April 28 – May 2, 2008. I’ll be speaking at the event, along with other, much-more distinguished folks, whose names are below:
Richard P. Miller
President and CEO
VIRTUA HEALTHLee Cockerell
Former Executive Vice
President of Operations
THE WALT DISNEY WORLD RESORTRussell W. Ford
President and CEO
PRESTOLITE ELECTRIC INCORPORATEDCraig Long
Vice President, Quality and Six Sigma
MILLIKEN AND COMPANYRoger Myers
Vice President Process Improvement (GIS)
COMPUTER SCIENCES CORPORATIONNancy Pratt
Senior Vice President, Clinical Effectiveness
SHARP HEALTHCAREMichael G. Winston
Managing Director and Chief Leadership Officer
COUNTRYWIDE FINANCIALEllen Domb
Founding Editor
THE TRIZ JOURNALDebra Levantrosser
Executive Director, Lean/Supply Chain
JOHNSON & JOHNSONPete Abilla
Head of Process Improvement for Customer Service, North America
EBAYBetsi Harris Ehrlich
Director of Six Sigma and Master Black Belt
TYCO INTERNATIONALAdam Hjerpe
Senior Director of Quality, Programme Management
UNITED HEALTH GROUPGregory Robertson
Director of Six Sigma
BLACK & VEATCH CORPORATIONMartina Kuhlmeyer
Executive Vice President of Six Sigma
TEXTRON FINANCIALJeff Johnson
Master Black Belt
TEXTRON FINANCIALAnthony Orzechowski
Director of R&D Quality Engineering
ABBOTT DIAGNOSTICSBruce Bryant
Senior Management Analyst and Lean Six Sigma Master Black Belt
DEFENCE INTELLIGENCE AGENCYBrian Geschwindt
Managing Master Black Belt
QUEST DIAGNOSTICSNathan Guerdet
Operations Manager
WELLS FARGO FINANCIALPraveen Gupta
Six Sigma Author & President
ACCELPER CONSULTINGAlex Bellabarba
Head of Process Improvement for Customer Service, Europe
EBAYJames Warner, P.E
Director Industrial Division
MINNESOTA POLLUTION CONTROL AGENCYTony Coomer
Vice President of Continuous Improvement
LEAR CORPORATIONDr Stephen Hoover
Vice President Xerox Research Center
XEROX CORPORATIONPatricia Atkins
Lean Six Sigma Director
SHARP HEALTHCARETeresa Hay McMahon
Performance Results Director
STATE OF IOWA DEPARTMENT OF MANAGEMENTPaul Pfeiffenberger
Master Black Belt and Global Continuous
Improvement Manager
AIR PRODUCTS & CHEMICALSSteven Lesser
Vice President, Supply Chain North America
ORICAMike Shuck
Manufacturing Specialist
CHICAGO MANUFACTURING CENTERBrent Tadsen
Master Black Belt – Lean
GE RAILCARRonnie Pate
Director of Six Sigma Initiatives, Global Supply Chain
CINTAS CORPORATIONJerry Bussell
Vice President of Global Operations
MEDTRONIC ENT/NTDr Michael O’Connor
Director of Global Lean Deployment and Master Black Belt
UNISYSRichard Lam
Lean Six Sigma Corporate Deployment Leader
BMO FINANCIAL GROUPJames Wasiloff
Master Black Belt and Lead Deployment Advisor, TACOM Life
Cycle Management Command US ARMYSrisu Subrahmanyam
Vice President, Continuous Improvement
UNITED AIRLINESProf. Deborah J. Nightingale
Director
LEAN ADVANCEMENT
INITIATIVE, LAI
Please come. It should be a fun event. There will also be a behind-the-scenes tour of United Airlines and a peek into their Lean Deployment. I’m really looking forward to that.
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Please find originally-written articles on Queueing Theory below:
- Queueing Theory: Part 1
- Queueing Theory: Part 2
- Queueing Theory: Part 3
- Queueing Theory: Part 4
- What is Waste?
- On Time-Traps and Waste
- Call Centers as Queueing Systems
- Travel Time & Waste
- Little’s Law for Product Development
- YouTube’s Queueing Properties
- Psychology of Queueing and Disneyland
- Queueing, Disneyland, and FastPass
- Multi-Tasking Leads to Lower Productivity
- Queueing Theory and Terrorism
- On Queueing Theory and Elevator Mirrors
- Queueing Psychology at the Gas Pump
- Psychology of Queueing, Haunted Houses, and Halloween
- The Variability Tree
For a few articles on Operations, lean and six sigma, please visit the links below:
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